specialdosa@*****.com

Thanks to Google... for providing so many bloggers around the world...Since the space they provide is absolutely free... everyone and anyone can write about anything and everything around the world... Imagine a situation if Google would charge 20 rs per post... then the number of bloggers and the number of new posts per day would have reduced drastically like our sensex....

So here I am writing my 4th post.. since I am FREE and this space is FREE.....

People create vague email ids... especially if its not their official ids... Company provided email ids will be a standard or at least a readable one... unlike the personal ids which we have the right to choose.... So here are few of my chat list friends... and their funny email ids....

1) jshree317@*****.com - what does 317 mean???? i guess she had to pay me 317/- rupees... for which she named her id... By the way.. jayashree when are u planning to return this amount.. plz pay me ASAP... as it is recession time...

2) fastsatish@******.com - why satish are u hurrying up.. slow down... cool it baby..."aathragaranigey buddhi matta" you dont know han???

3) swethashine@*****.com - I have heard of Sun shine.... but why Swetha shines????? or wait a minute.. its not swetha shines... its swetha shine... so.. she must be telling herself.. swetha shine...come on swetha.. shine... Cool... i got it.. now...

4) imloosu@*****.com - yo man... finally someone has openly accepted that he is loosu... great... a big round of applause... to the loosu...

5) specialdosa@*****.com - After seeing this id.... always i feel hungry.. and by the way.. why not masala dosa or sada dosa.... why only special dosa???

6) ramesh4u - What does this id mean??... Ramesh you are for me... or Ramesh 4 u's... where each U stands for Unimportant Untidy Useless Ugly duckling....

7) gopu_gopal_s_t_u - what_the_fcuk_gopal_is_this??????



DISCLAIMER - All Email id's in this post are fictious and any resemblance to persons LIVING or DEAD is purely coincidental.... :-)

Crazy Blog Story...

Here I am... This is Me... :) So literally here I am.. with my 3rd post... Initially It was only me when I started this blog ....(How dare You...it was just a couple of days back... initially it seems... )... Soon my blog was being followed by my close friends.... (not followed... but forced to follow... ;-))... Thank you friends... And as you know.. "Friends are for Life"... So that means..their job does not end just there.... soon they will tell their friends about my blog... and they will tell their friends... so it will soon spread as a fire.... Then many more start following ... Sooner or later I will get married.. :-) (I know there is nothing to smile in this... ), so eventually my wife will also start reading my posts.. and she will indeed follow my blog....
Here we are... happy couple.. holding hands....and SMILING (Please note... even after marriage we BOTH are smiling.. and inspite of she reading this blog... ha ha.. ).... and there she is with her hair.. grown a little too much.. covering my charming smile.. ...My wife will soon her friends.. relatives about my blog...... and the number of followers will increase drastically Though I am very bad in drawing.. the pic suggests that there are many many people holding hands like ONE BIG FAMILY.. :D and of course reading my blog...... So that's the happy ending of my crazy blog story...

The other side is always green....

No time to write blogs on a regular basis.... Who said so???... WE ALWAYS HAVE TIME TO DO THINGS WE WANT.. with this note... let me start penning my 2nd post... The other side is always green... Yes.. it all starts right from our birth.... When you are born - if you are a male (the baby is very handsome... BUT i desperately wanted a girl child... bec they are blah blah blah... ) .. if you are a female... (the baby is so cute... BUT i thought a boy would always take care of my wealth... ) thinking of whether to settle for one or more in this confusion... the population of India has already touched 1,147,995,902... wait a minute... i refreshed the google search result for the keyword "population of india" and now it says 1,147,995,904.. My god.. Google is so fast... and our Indians are faster than that in production....

Next stage is school.... people who go to boys/girls only school feel they shd have been in co-ed... they start cursing their parents for not having broad thinking... but parents would have taken this decision based on their son/daughter's crooked thinking... ;-)... People who go to co-education feel.. they shd have been in a boys/girls only school.. they would have had real fun...

Next stage is career... people who take up medical think later that they shd have gone fr engg instead of 5 yrs.. .... people who take up engg feel they shd have gone for medical.. and especially if you r from VTU you definitely would think this...

Next stage is marriage... Love or arranged.. Before marriage.. both looks great.. love or arranged..anything would rock.. but after marriage.. both sucks.. :D thats wat i feel... This is true with our Hindu Gods as well.. They were also confused in this... Either u find a bachelor God (Ever smiling Ganesha)... or God who has married twice (His lovely bro Subramanya with Valli and Devayani or his father Shiva with Parvathi and Ganga) - One arranged and one love... wow.. it SEEMS like a good package right.?? but with this recession hitting us.. I dont think this is a good option guys...

If you are in an IT employee.. you would defintely think of this... "WHAT WORK DOES MY MANAGER DO????" ... apart from writing mails...and chatting...and attending meetings...This is a universal question which arises to most people in IT... Uff.... when is the day i would become a manager.... (you feel this.. bec the other side is always greener.. )...

Suddenly when i m writing... a thought came to my mind.. why did they choose green as the colour... why not the other side is always RED???.... why not the other side is always BLUE???... And now u might ask why blue...bec blue is my fav colour... :( but still the meaning was...why is the other side always better than the crappier shitty side in which we are in....

If our side is shittier...crappy... what abt the the people who are on the better side.... The truth is ... EVEN THEY FEEL THE SAME... their side is shittier... they would want to be on our side....

INFERENCE: THIS WORLD IS A CRAPPY BEAUTIFUL PLACE... WITH SHITTY GOOD THINGS HAPPENING... SO ITS JUST THAT YOU FEEL THAT THE OTHER SHIT IS STINKING LESS THAN YOURS..
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BUT I DONT THINK SO... ;-)

What if there were no women in the world!!!!

They laugh at me because I am different; I laugh at them because they all are same... With this note... let me start my first official blog upon request of my hearty friends... Imagine a world without women!!!!... i know all the guys out there ... your first reaction would be #($#%$)#$@##@$@#@%)$$(#$... and also the world famous F word... Its shit scary to imagine a world without women....

It all started from the great to the power infinity Grand FATHER Mr. Adam and Ms. Eve... oh in this case there would not be Ms at all... there would be Mr. Adam and Mr. Even .. since no women... ufff...

There would not be any love failures... (oh i forgot abt the gays in the world... ) at least not to this extent... Since we have women.. there are lots of love failures... i pity the smart handsome guys like me...

There would not be 2 separate toilets.. such as male and female.. that too with a pic of some handsome hero.. and beautiful women ... only one toilet... where downloading can happen instantly... i think one of the best/peaceful places in the world is a toilet...

There would not be 33% reservations to a separate section called women... full 100% men.. Now the girls around the world reading this unimportant blog would go on.. with #($)#*$)@#$@#(@($)*#$#@#@ .. and also in very rare cases the F word again...

There would not be Sarees.. and their matching blouses.. and lipsticks.. and tops.. and salwar kameez.. and mehendi's.. and rings... in places like.. nose... ears... belly.. uff... and hair bands...and bangles.. and kajal's and ALSO NO MEN STANDING IN FRONT OF THESE SHOPS outside for their sisters.. girl friends... wife's... mother's... etc etc...

There would not be a chance for the doctor in a hospital to tell "Sir you have become Father"...

Luckily guys would be topping their 10th, 12th and all their board exams... wow.. atleast once..

Then how we all would have evolved... hmm... if there were no women... I guess only test tube babies...

There would be something different in our movies apart from the same old love stories... Then there would not be any skin shows in bollywood... thnk god.... seeing those have become boring ....

There would'n't be GOSSIPs.. guys.. i knw you all would love me for this...

I know its getting a little too much to imagine.. life without girls... imagine everywhere u find hairy guys... in ur office... schools.... colleges... home... on the streets... Ok.. Enough... I have stopped imagining....

I have listed lots of things there would not be.. would not be.... if girls/women are not around... but THERE WOULD BE few things.... if women are there in the world....

There would be TRUE LOVE... AFFECTION... which you can only expect from GOD's most beautiful creations ..... MOTHER... SISTER.... WIFE... GIRL FRIEND...FRIEND (whoz a girl ;-))...