They laugh at me because I am different; I laugh at them because they all are same... With this note... let me start my first official blog upon request of my hearty friends... Imagine a world without women!!!!... i know all the guys out there ... your first reaction would be #($#%$)#$@##@$@#@%)$$(#$... and also the world famous F word... Its shit scary to imagine a world without women....
It all started from the great to the power infinity Grand FATHER Mr. Adam and Ms. Eve... oh in this case there would not be Ms at all... there would be Mr. Adam and Mr. Even .. since no women... ufff...
There would not be any love failures... (oh i forgot abt the gays in the world... ) at least not to this extent... Since we have women.. there are lots of love failures... i pity the smart handsome guys like me...
There would not be 2 separate toilets.. such as male and female.. that too with a pic of some handsome hero.. and beautiful women ... only one toilet... where downloading can happen instantly... i think one of the best/peaceful places in the world is a toilet...
There would not be 33% reservations to a separate section called women... full 100% men.. Now the girls around the world reading this unimportant blog would go on.. with #($)#*$)@#$@#(@($)*#$#@#@ .. and also in very rare cases the F word again...
There would not be Sarees.. and their matching blouses.. and lipsticks.. and tops.. and salwar kameez.. and mehendi's.. and rings... in places like.. nose... ears... belly.. uff... and hair bands...and bangles.. and kajal's and ALSO NO MEN STANDING IN FRONT OF THESE SHOPS outside for their sisters.. girl friends... wife's... mother's... etc etc...
There would not be a chance for the doctor in a hospital to tell "Sir you have become Father"...
Luckily guys would be topping their 10th, 12th and all their board exams... wow.. atleast once..
Then how we all would have evolved... hmm... if there were no women... I guess only test tube babies...
There would be something different in our movies apart from the same old love stories... Then there would not be any skin shows in bollywood... thnk god.... seeing those have become boring ....
There would'n't be GOSSIPs.. guys.. i knw you all would love me for this...
I know its getting a little too much to imagine.. life without girls... imagine everywhere u find hairy guys... in ur office... schools.... colleges... home... on the streets... Ok.. Enough... I have stopped imagining....
I have listed lots of things there would not be.. would not be.... if girls/women are not around... but THERE WOULD BE few things.... if women are there in the world....
There would be TRUE LOVE... AFFECTION... which you can only expect from GOD's most beautiful creations ..... MOTHER... SISTER.... WIFE... GIRL FRIEND...FRIEND (whoz a girl ;-))...
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let me be the first to comment:)
ReplyDeleteif women whr not thr thn i wud nt have been here to comment firstly :)on my bestest buddies first ventural debut :)
Get going i loved the last bit :)KICK off :)
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u wil not regret ur decision for sure...
ur laughing ribs wil get tickled for sure...
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They laugh at me because I am different; I laugh at them because they all are same...
ReplyDeleteAdam eve part , love failure stuffs shopping matter ,doctor telling 12 th std
nice reality with sarcasm !!! Good one mapla :) keep penning :-)
A great beginning, but a fantastic ending :-D.
ReplyDeleteThe best part abt ur blog is its simplicity.... simple and clear words.. keep it going... would love to read more.
though few female loved ur climx i differ m not syaing we cant expect true love from a female ,
ReplyDelete"There would be TRUE LOVE... AFFECTION... which you can only expect from GOD's most beautiful "
ONly is the only difference here , can expet a true love and affection from a DAD, boy friend , husband, grand pa not a penny more not a penny less :)
so much debate on first post itslef u hit the target sandy :)24 carot hudga :P
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